Sports Sightings: A humorous look at the day's notable photos

The Detroit News
Don't you say that you saw snow in late April in Michigan. You're going to jinx it for the rest of us.
Don't you say that you saw snow in late April in Michigan. You're going to jinx it for the rest of us.
Christophe Ena, AP
Now that's how you wrap up and tackle low. Too bad he's playing the wrong sport, though.
Now that's how you wrap up and tackle low. Too bad he's playing the wrong sport, though.
Jeff Roberson, AP
Always got to make sure the jersey passes the smell test.
Always got to make sure the jersey passes the smell test.
Jose Breton, AP
They really ought to put a "Slippery when wet" sign out there.
They really ought to put a "Slippery when wet" sign out there.
Abbie Parr, AP
I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you.
David J. Phillip, AP
You might need to see a chiropractor after that shot.
You might need to see a chiropractor after that shot.
Eric Gay, AP
According to WebMD, applying pressure on your forehead when you have a headache won't make it go away any faster.
According to WebMD, applying pressure on your forehead when you have a headache won't make it go away any faster.
Christian Bruna, AP
Don't be sad it's over. Be happy it happened.
Don't be sad it's over. Be happy it happened.
Ross D. Franklin, AP
Sometimes in life, obstacles are going to get in the way. And sometimes it'll come in the form of a giant net.
Sometimes in life, obstacles are going to get in the way. And sometimes it'll come in the form of a giant net.
Chris Young, AP
You don't want to know what wrestling move Scottie Scheffler was going to pull on his caddie if he didn't win the Masters.
You don't want to know what wrestling move Scottie Scheffler was going to pull on his caddie if he didn't win the Masters.
David J. Phillip, AP
He's got a mean right uppercut.
He's got a mean right uppercut.
Lindsey Wasson, AP
That's a party foul.
That's a party foul.
Martin Meissner, AP
New York Rangers forward Artemi Panarin's offensive production has declined noticeably since he began bum-lining his shots.
New York Rangers forward Artemi Panarin's offensive production has declined noticeably since he began bum-lining his shots.
John Munson, AP
Fans of the New York Mets have accepted the notion that wins will be hard to come by since they've committed themselves to their youth movement.
Fans of the New York Mets have accepted the notion that wins will be hard to come by since they've committed themselves to their youth movement.
Mary Altaffer, AP
Kansas City Royals' Salvador Perez notices a fan who is sitting in Section 205, Row H, seat 11, who actually has a ticket for Section 205, Row H, Seat 12. You can't let people get away with this stuff.
Kansas City Royals' Salvador Perez notices a fan who is sitting in Section 205, Row H, seat 11, who actually has a ticket for Section 205, Row H, Seat 12. You can't let people get away with this stuff.
Mary Altaffer, AP
The itching powder in the underwear gag is really out of control in the Yankees clubhouse this season.
The itching powder in the underwear gag is really out of control in the Yankees clubhouse this season.
David Dermer, AP
Alex Verdugo celebrates his double by saluting a fan wearing a Ronnie James Dio t-shirt.
Alex Verdugo celebrates his double by saluting a fan wearing a Ronnie James Dio t-shirt.
David Dermer, AP
Hold me close.
Hold me close.
Martin Meissner, AP
It's a shame the Masters doesn't have a Tetris-shaped leaderboard like Comerica Park. We heard it's all the rage nowadays.
It's a shame the Masters doesn't have a Tetris-shaped leaderboard like Comerica Park. We heard it's all the rage nowadays.
Charlie Riedel, AP
Somebody is happy the weekend is here.
Somebody is happy the weekend is here.
Mike Stewart, AP
Caddies just keep getting younger and younger these days.
Caddies just keep getting younger and younger these days.
George Walker IV, AP
Barcelona's Raphinha celebrates after learning he gets free Spotify premium in exchange for advertising the music streaming company on his jersey.
Barcelona's Raphinha celebrates after learning he gets free Spotify premium in exchange for advertising the music streaming company on his jersey.
Lewis Joly, AP
Love is always in the air at the Masters.
Love is always in the air at the Masters.
Matt Slocum, AP
Who knew that there were Louisville Cardinals fans in Brazil?
Who knew that there were Louisville Cardinals fans in Brazil?
Silvia Izquierdo, AP
We wonder which darling is to blame for shooting this guy through the heart and giving love a bad name.
We wonder which darling is to blame for shooting this guy through the heart and giving love a bad name.
Craig Mitchelldyer, AP
Don't let anyone tell you that you're not a star.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're not a star.
Lindsey Wasson, AP
Student-athletes don't even wait to change out of their uniforms before they hit the transfer portal nowadays.
Student-athletes don't even wait to change out of their uniforms before they hit the transfer portal nowadays.
Brynn Anderson, AP
So this is what Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" album is all about.
So this is what Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" album is all about.
Aaron Doster, AP
Next time just ask for an undershirt that isn't so tight.
Next time just ask for an undershirt that isn't so tight.
David J. Phillip, AP
Note to all pigeons: Anthony Davis carries a grudge and has a long memory.
Note to all pigeons: Anthony Davis carries a grudge and has a long memory.
William Liang, AP
Heads up to anyone who gets into a rock paper scissors contest with Darius Garland: Throw rock every time.
Heads up to anyone who gets into a rock paper scissors contest with Darius Garland: Throw rock every time.
William Liang, AP
Kamilla Cardoso, you have not listened to a word we've said.
Kamilla Cardoso, you have not listened to a word we've said.
Morry Gash, AP
The zero gravity outfield at the Twins' ballpark is proving to be a rather controversial renovation.
The zero gravity outfield at the Twins' ballpark is proving to be a rather controversial renovation.
Matt Krohn, AP
If the outfield ivy at Wrigley Field is any indication, spring might not be here just yet.
If the outfield ivy at Wrigley Field is any indication, spring might not be here just yet.
Paul Beaty, AP
Look at these guys doing their variation of the Kid 'n Play kick step.
Look at these guys doing their variation of the Kid 'n Play kick step.
Jon Super, AP
We've heard Formula One is going to start selling bird's eye view tickets.
We've heard Formula One is going to start selling bird's eye view tickets.
Hiro Komae, AP
This guy is ready for the Tigers' home opener at Comerica Park.
This guy is ready for the Tigers' home opener at Comerica Park.
Nicolas Aguilera, AP
Tripping over your own feet in public? That's embarrassing.
Tripping over your own feet in public? That's embarrassing.
Dave Thompson, AP
Looks like this net caught a group of young and eager autograph seekers.
Looks like this net caught a group of young and eager autograph seekers.
Lindsey Wasson, AP
"Did I make it home safe?"
"Did I make it home safe?"
Eric Christian Smith, AP
This isn't the ideal time for a game of leapfrog.
This isn't the ideal time for a game of leapfrog.
Noah K. Murray, AP
Goodbye, Duke. Hello, Final Four.
Goodbye, Duke. Hello, Final Four.
Brandon Wade, AP
Blue Jays' Bo Bichette is tagged out at home by his luscious locks. Maybe that's a sign it's time for a haircut.
Blue Jays' Bo Bichette is tagged out at home by his luscious locks. Maybe that's a sign it's time for a haircut.
Eric Christian Smith, AP
Do you think Erling Haaland would make a good skin care model?
Do you think Erling Haaland would make a good skin care model?
Dave Thompson, AP
All those times of reaching out and stopping the phone from falling off the bed are paying off.
All those times of reaching out and stopping the phone from falling off the bed are paying off.
Frank Gunn, AP
This is not what they mean when they say "give him the hook."
This is not what they mean when they say "give him the hook."
Darron Cummings, AP
This is the same look people give when they see Michigan snow for the first time.
This is the same look people give when they see Michigan snow for the first time.
Jenny Kane, AP
Poseidon called. He wants his trident back.
Poseidon called. He wants his trident back.
Stephen Brashear, AP
If this doesn't knock some sense into him, we're not sure what will.
If this doesn't knock some sense into him, we're not sure what will.
John Locher, AP
Yikes! Almost stepped on a possum.
Yikes! Almost stepped on a possum.
Kevin M. Cox, AP
Brook Lopez was completely unprepared for the total lack of love in Atlanta.
Brook Lopez was completely unprepared for the total lack of love in Atlanta.
Mike Stewart, AP
It weren't me. It was him. He went that way.
It weren't me. It was him. He went that way.
Mike Stewart, AP
Let's check in live and see how the Red Wings' playoff push is going...ouch.
Let's check in live and see how the Red Wings' playoff push is going...ouch.
Karl B DeBlaker, AP
We're not sure if this is a soccer or karate match.
We're not sure if this is a soccer or karate match.
Alastair Grant, AP
Pro days separate those who will go pro in football and those who won't. We'll let you guess which category he falls under.
Pro days separate those who will go pro in football and those who won't. We'll let you guess which category he falls under.
Tony Gutierrez, AP
This guy must not have seen the Progressive Insurance commercial about how selfies don't need to be taken from this angle.
This guy must not have seen the Progressive Insurance commercial about how selfies don't need to be taken from this angle.
Asanka Brendon Ratnayake, AP
This goalkeeper won't let anything pass.
This goalkeeper won't let anything pass.
David Davies, AP
Everybody loves Opening Day.
Everybody loves Opening Day.
Kirsty Wigglesworth, AP
Two heads are usually better than one, but not in this case.
Two heads are usually better than one, but not in this case.
Charlie Neibergall, AP
"Ma'am, you can pout all you want. That's not going to change the call."
"Ma'am, you can pout all you want. That's not going to change the call."
Ben McKeown, AP
He must've gotten a whiff of that stinky cheese.
He must've gotten a whiff of that stinky cheese.
Jae C. Hong, AP
The thrill of riding a bike with no hands for the first time is unmatched.
The thrill of riding a bike with no hands for the first time is unmatched.
Geert Vanden Wijngaert, AP
You better sit there and think about what you've just done.
You better sit there and think about what you've just done.
Jose Breton, AP
Sweet dreams to the opposition.
Sweet dreams to the opposition.
Charlie Neibergall, AP
Be careful. Icy conditions can cause pileups.
Be careful. Icy conditions can cause pileups.
Ryan Sun, AP
March makes heroes out of anyone.
March makes heroes out of anyone.
Matt Freed, AP
How are you supposed to defend this type of pass?
How are you supposed to defend this type of pass?
Phelan M. Ebenhack, AP
You better believe the best time of the year is here. March Madness, baby!
You better believe the best time of the year is here. March Madness, baby!
Scott Strazzante, AP
Whoa, pal. We're sitting over here!
Whoa, pal. We're sitting over here!
Rick Scuteri, AP
This fan doesn't just wear his national pride on his sleeve.
This fan doesn't just wear his national pride on his sleeve.
Eugene Hoshiko, AP
If he would just work on being a few inches taller he wouldn't need to jump so high to get off a shot. Just sayin'.
If he would just work on being a few inches taller he wouldn't need to jump so high to get off a shot. Just sayin'.
Abbie Parr, AP
Hey, hey, hey, what did I do? All I did was step on your foot, knee you in the groin, gouge your eye and call your mama a name! Chill out!
Hey, hey, hey, what did I do? All I did was step on your foot, knee you in the groin, gouge your eye and call your mama a name! Chill out!
Abbie Parr, AP
Chad Baker-Mazara has the longest finger we've ever seen. Just sayin'.
Chad Baker-Mazara has the longest finger we've ever seen. Just sayin'.
John Bazemore, AP
Bruce Pearl has a normal-size finger, Just sayin'.
Bruce Pearl has a normal-size finger, Just sayin'.
John Bazemore, AP
This is us celebrating another successful edition of the enduringly popular Sports Sightings series. The enthusiasm for our job never changes.
This is us celebrating another successful edition of the enduringly popular Sports Sightings series. The enthusiasm for our job never changes.
John Bazemore, AP
One shining moment has a different meaning in hockey than it does in college basketball.
One shining moment has a different meaning in hockey than it does in college basketball.
Frank Gunn, AP
Somebody channeled his inner Eddie Guerrero with that frog splash celebration.
Somebody channeled his inner Eddie Guerrero with that frog splash celebration.
David Becker, AP
There were no winners in this 50-50 battle.
There were no winners in this 50-50 battle.
George Frey, AP
You know, when we had this haircut a few years ago people laughed at us, but Coby White is just rocking it! Nothing is fair.
You know, when we had this haircut a few years ago people laughed at us, but Coby White is just rocking it! Nothing is fair.
Charles Rex Arbogast, AP
This is why curlers don't really contribute that much when they are put on hockey teams.
This is why curlers don't really contribute that much when they are put on hockey teams.
DARRYL DYCK, AP
Thanks for the help buddy! Hey look, I'm in the front row! Great seats, hey buddy?
Thanks for the help buddy! Hey look, I'm in the front row! Great seats, hey buddy?
DARRYL DYCK, AP
C.J. Stroud just can't function without his Walkman.
C.J. Stroud just can't function without his Walkman.
Matt Slocum, AP
If this play ended with nobody in critical condition we're gonna call it a victory.
If this play ended with nobody in critical condition we're gonna call it a victory.
Kathleen Batten, AP
Don't know what he did but he's giving himself a four-star review.
Don't know what he did but he's giving himself a four-star review.
Doug McSchooler, AP
Got completely distracted when he saw the camera.
Got completely distracted when he saw the camera.
Doug McSchooler, AP
Ooooh, sweet. We did that in gym class one time and we still feel a tinge of pride 40-some years later.
Ooooh, sweet. We did that in gym class one time and we still feel a tinge of pride 40-some years later.
Doug McSchooler, AP
What about that, heh? What about that over there, heh? What you got to say about that, heh?
What about that, heh? What about that over there, heh? What you got to say about that, heh?
Rick Scuteri, AP
That looks like a tackle. That's not legal, right? You can't tackle in basketball, right? Hang on, we gotta look this up.
That looks like a tackle. That's not legal, right? You can't tackle in basketball, right? Hang on, we gotta look this up.
Rick Scuteri, AP
Washington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. feels sorry for whoever has to clean up all the confetti.
Washington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. feels sorry for whoever has to clean up all the confetti.
Butch Dill, AP
He's fed up with paying the rising airline prices.
He's fed up with paying the rising airline prices.
Matthias Schrader, AP
So far this year, everything is coming up roses.
So far this year, everything is coming up roses.
David Guralnick, The Detroit News
Big emotion. Not sure what emotion but it's big.
Big emotion. Not sure what emotion but it's big.
Ben McKeown, AP
He's got the clap.
He's got the clap.
Ben McKeown, AP
You know, where we come from this could be considered a penalty.
You know, where we come from this could be considered a penalty.
Brynn Anderson, AP
This is us scratching surfing off the "Sports We Plan to Try out for Ourselves in 2024" list.
This is us scratching surfing off the "Sports We Plan to Try out for Ourselves in 2024" list.
Damian Dovarganes, AP
The recommended accompanying music for this Sports Sightings selection is Chubby Checker's "Let's Limbo Again."
The recommended accompanying music for this Sports Sightings selection is Chubby Checker's "Let's Limbo Again."
Morry Gash, AP
Sir, you're not caught in a trap. Just turn around.
Sir, you're not caught in a trap. Just turn around.
Luca Bruno, AP
It was at this moment he realized he's not fit to be an enforcer.
It was at this moment he realized he's not fit to be an enforcer.
Lynne Sladky, AP
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go, let's look at the show. We're riding in a wonderland of snow.
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go, let's look at the show. We're riding in a wonderland of snow.
Ashley Landis, AP
Getting in the holiday spirit.
Getting in the holiday spirit.
Lynne Sladky, AP